Chinese Pinoy Names> > > >>>> Born during the night - Andy Lim> > >>>>
Born blind - Kenneth Sy> > >>>> Born being swindled - Lino Co> > >>>> Born while cooking
- Nilo Toh> > >>>> Born as 10th child - Sam Po> > >>>> Born while being courted - Lily
Gaw> > >>>> Born fat - Bob Uy> > >>>> Born little - Kathy Ting> > >>>>
Born different - Eva Yan> > >>>> Born with porridge - Lino Gaw> > >>>> Born looking for
someone - Allen Sia> > >>>> Born while counterfeiting - Faye King> > >>>> Born during
Sunday - Lyn Go> > >>>> Born with malice - Mali Sia> > >>>> Born angry with someone -
Ally Tan> > >>>> Born with picture - Lara Huan> > >>>> Born with sweets - Ken Dy> >
>>>> Born undefined - Sam Ting> > >>>> Born while taking a bath - Lily Go> > >>>>
Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go> > >>>> Born while buying - Bill Li> > >>>> Born
secretly - Tina Go> > >>>> Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin> > >>>> Born ugly - Kaw Yan
> > >>>> May reklamo ka??? - Nath Ting (hehehehe)
tanong: Anong pinagkaiba ng secretary sa sexytary?........ ang secretary sinasabi sa boss nya na.... Gud
Mrning Sir.....samntlang ang sexytary ay ngsasabing.... SIR, SIR MORNING NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| Sa Eroplano.. |
may isang OCW na nakasakay sa eroplano.
Nagtanong siya sa kanyang katabi kung
paano niya malalaman kung saang bansa na sila naroon.
Ganito ang sagot ng kanyang katabi:
"kapag nagyelo na ang
relos mo, nasa Alaska ka na.
'Pag mainit na ang relos mo nasa Africa ka na.
'pag naglangis nasa Saudi ka na at
'pag
nawala ang relos mo,Welcome to the Philippines!" |
Pababuyan game....
Amerikano:ako ang mananalo,sbay dura ng yellow na plema sa pader....
Hapon:yan ln
kaya kw?eto sayo,sbay singa ng green na sipon sa pader...
Pinoy:pa easy easy lng,kumuha ng buwelo sbay dinilaan ang
pader!!!
PANALO!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Q : How many cops does it take to arrest a Filipino?.......
A : Four...one cop to arrest the Filipino and three cops to carry his Balikbayan Boxes. ~~~
